Yes, that was very random. But it's true.
Jake: "I'm really sick."
TJ Maxx Cashier: "You are?"
Jake: "Yeah, I'm just cauwfin'." (How much do you love that Southern drawl right about now?).
TJ Maxx Cashier: "Awww...I'm sorry."
Jake: "Well, this toy's gonna make me feel all better."
TJ Maxx Cashier: "It is?! Wow, this must be some toy."
Jake: "Yeah, it is. They're mans."
TJ Maxx Cashier: "They sure are. I like these."
Jake: "I have a baby brother."
TJ Maxx Cashier: "You do? What's his name?"
Jake: "Parker."
TJ Maxx Cashier: "Parker. How old is he?"
Jake: "I don't really know."
TJ Maxx Cashier: (Laughing)
Jake: "And I watch Courage the Dog every night! That man is mean to him. And Courage is gonna bite his head off one day."
Me: "Uhhhhh. Thank you for that, Jake. I'm sure that exactly what we all expected you to say next.
Me to the TJ Maxx cashier: "I hope you can't delete that mental image and have a great night, Ma'am."
Jake: "What's a mental image, Mommy?"
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